Without fail, nearly every uncle or auntie I’ve met has at some point asked me these questions when I was a youth. Especially in my mid-20’s til the time I got married. Especially with family friends (read: my parents’ social group)

There were moments where I felt as if all I needed to do was hand a sheet of paper with my answers to all the uncles and aunties in the room. It would have saved me a lot of unnecessary banter.